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By: Lore Sjöberg
Always check behind waterfalls. There’s always something cool back there.
If a door is protected by elaborate security devices, you can probably get through it eventually. If it’s just locked, however, you’re screwed.
It’s generally best to shoot anyone you see. You usually can’t hurt people unless they’re your enemies.
Doctors and other medical professionals are unnecessary. There are always other ways to recover from multiple stab and/or gunshot wounds, like first-aid kits or food or sometimes just standing still for a few seconds.
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